sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry, via dihydrate)

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  • *me when bored*
  • me: mom you need anything?
  • mom: no, thanks
  • *me on the laptop*
  • mom: can you come help me?
  • me:
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scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

(Source: laheeys, via crunchier)

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You can drink too much
and forget the night before
but I’ve learned you
can never drink enough
to forget the people
you’ve loved and lost. Beau Taplin (A Most Unfortunate Truth)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via suddenly-sigh-chotic)

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80% of my friendships on tumblr
  • me: we should talk more!
  • them: yeah we should!
  • both: *never talks to each other again*

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via crunchier)

What you’re supposed to do when you don’t like a thing is change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it. Don’t complain. Maya Angelou, Wouldn’t Take Nothing for My Journey Now (via kushandwizdom)
I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence. Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

(Source: tvshows-who-knows, via eloqucet)