okei so I joined the fucking gym yesterday with Misbah and today we had our induction with this really cute guy, Mickel but he aint even fuckin turn up so Maria decided to do it. I went in thinking that the lady was going to show us how to use the machines and then she’ll be on her way. BUT NOPE. It was like she was our personal trainer, she worked our butts off, my god it was horrible I was sick afterwards like ew. I’m really not looking forward to going ever again but now I fucking paid for this shit. How do people enjoy going to the gym? 

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

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morningsuns:

If my jokes offend you:

1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again
3. 1 & 2 are lies 
4. You’re a pussy

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